#The doctor is just trying to go on your first date River! #No he can’t take you home River, because he just picked you up, #he’ll probably fly it wrong and catch a falling River on the way, #at this point where isn’t there Rivers? #River is probably in his room looking for her handcuffs and outside saving his ass from being mauled by a triceratops, and there is probably another river flying through the vortex on a zeebra, so NO! #HE CANNOT give you a lift River! #because he has a date with River now go back to stormcage because there needs to be at least ONE river there.
this is my legacy